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TODD BARRY - September 30, 2004
GUY MACPHERSON: I gotta ask you, what did you do to
Louis CKs mom?
TODD BARRY: (laughs) Did he tell you to ask that?
GM: He did, yeah.
TB: Oh, thats funny.
GM: Youre not going to answer?
TB: Did he really say that?
GM: Yeah. How else would I come up with that?
TB: Thats a good point. Its just that we have an
on-going insulting relationship. But it comes from a
good place.
GM: Im very tired because its 9 oclock here and
last night I was looking up on the internet and I got
sidetracked on this stupid Icky thing.
TB: Oh, really?
GM: The womans husbands site. And I had to catch up.
Its amazing that these people make television their
life.
TB: Yeah. Um, I think he was sort of joking, but he
was very thorough. But I was glad because I sometimes
forget the story so I can just go to his website.
GM: It is an interesting story.
TB: Yeah, it is pretty interesting.
GM: How old is the woman?
TB: I have no idea. I hesitate... probably late 30s,
maybe. I dont know.
GM: You dont perform that show anymore, do you?
TB: Im actually trying to get a movie version. I just
wrote a movie version of it.
GM: Would it be a movie version like your one-man
show? Or would it be fleshed out?
TB: Quasi-documentary. Sort of like the one-man show
is all based on truth but sort of goes off into a ...
Well, you havent seen the one-man show, but it sort
of goes off onto tangents. Its a heightened
documentary.
GM: A what?
TB: Heightened? Is that the right word?
GM: I dont know.
TB: Yeah. Its a good word, right?
GM: Very good. Im jotting it down now. So your CD is
called "Medium Energy". I think youre exaggerating a
little.
TB: You think its low energy?
GM: I was just wondering, when you were starting out -
and when was that, by the way?
TB: Uh, 87.
GM: When you were starting out, did anyone - your
friends or others - express skepticism and say, "Hey
man, you gotta be more energetic."
TB: Thats sort of a battle that Ive been fighting.
Youll hear that from certain club people, or
whatever. People hesitate to book someone because
theyre low energy. I just always say, "Are you
running an energy club or a comedy club? If youre
running an energy club, then maybe Im not the guy."
GM: Its a battle youve been fighting but winning, I
think.
TB: Thats the thing. I mean, I feel like, not to be
conceited but Ive done all this shit. Like, I
wouldnt have done all this shit that Ive done if Im
just bombing on stage because of my low energy. Its
not like a weird coincidence that these various people
have embraced me. You know what I mean? Also, some
people see you on TV and they think, "Oh youre not
going to be...." They dont know what.... Theres a
difference between a live show and what you do on TV.
GM: You mean like when you go on Conan and sit down or
a set on Letterman?
TB: Yeah. I think that if they see a guy jumping up
and down, they think this will whoop up my club crowd.
But they dont necessarily know what I can do as far
as engaging a crowd and interacting with a crowd if I
need to.
GM: Youve got this great sarcastic tone where you
build yourself up. But you dont see that so much when
youre given your seven minutes, or whatever it is.
TB: But sometimes it sort of backfires for high-energy
guys because they look sometimes silly on television -
not all of them - because TV puts you in sort of a
box. And seeing a guy jumping up and down like an
idiot just looks more idiotic on television than it
would if you were in a club.
GM: I know youre involved with a lot of bands. I
dont know if youre involved in any hip-hop bands.
TB: No.
GM: But I was watching Ellen yesterday - because this
is what I do in my day - and LL Cool J was on. And
this is the thing with rap that I find. Everyones,
"Put your hands in the air!" Getting the crowd going.
And Im going, "Just perform for me."
TB: "My hands will go in the air eventually."
GM: Well, mine wont. But its like the high energy
comic saying "applaud for this" and jumping around,
and youre going, "Yeah, but where are the jokes?"
TB: Yeah. I mean, Im not anti-energy. You just dont
have to be high energy.
GM: Isnt it also be true to who you are?
TB: Yeah. I mean, some people are naturally high
energy and theyre hilarious that way. To me, you
gotta be true to who you are and what happens when you
talk to people who listen and then laugh.
GM: Im guessing you werent the class clown.
TB: I was probably the quiet class clown. I think I
was probably semi-funny in school. I always took it up
to the point... I never wanted to get in trouble. So I
was sort of the gutless class clown.
GM: The Gutless Class Clown! Theres the name of your
next album.
TB: Thats funny, yeah. I do have a new album coming
out December 7th, by the way.
GM: And whats this one called?
TB: I dont know. Im still thinking about that. But
its coming out on Comedy Central Records so itll be
a wider distribution.
GM: Your last one was long. Is this all new material?
TB: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Its weird how many people ask
that question.
GM: "No, Im going to release the same material."
TB: That would be funny. Imagine the e-mails Id get.
"Thanks for letting me hear these jokes in a different
package."
GM: "Well, the inflection is slightly different." How
did you start out in comedy? Was it a big step for you
to get up on a stage and talk to people?
TB: I started in Florida during the big American
comedy boom. Or probably, I guess, North American
comedy boom of the 80s. There were just clubs
everywhere. I imagine it was that way up there. It was
just one-nighters and comedy everywhere, in every
restaurant. So there was a sudden need. It just
happened to be when I started. So you could call up -
especially in Florida - and just go, "Can I be on your
open mic night?" And theyd go, "Come in tomorrow"
basically. So thats what I did. And then I just built
up an act.
GM: Was it nerve-wracking for you?
TB: Uh...
GM: Are you a shy guy?
TB: I can be shy. Im probably not as shy as I used to
be. Yeah, I can be shy. But back then, yeah, I was
probably shyer. But that doesnt... I mean, theres a
lot of shy people in show business. Yeah. I dont know
what else to say.
GM: Seeing the credits with all the shows that youve
been on, like Letterman and Conan... Have you been on
the Tonight Show?
TB: No, I havent.
GM: I guess in five years thatll be fixed.
TB: I actually could have been on it once. But
Lettermen, they were interested in me, so I had to
make a choice. But I think I could probably do both.
Theres just gotta be space between them. I think.
Unless youre a huge star. Tom Hanks can go on any
show he wants to. But I cant. And theres sort of a
loyalty thing. They dont want you doing the Tonight
Show if they sort of think they brought you or
introduced you, I guess.
GM: Isnt Letterman now more like, for comics, anyway,
like Carson was. Not the same impact, though.
TB: Yeah, I mean, I imagine if you ask comics... I
dont know. There might be more prestige or something
in Letterman, I dont know. I dont know how to answer
that.
GM: Without ever getting blackballed from the Tonight
Show.
TB: Yeah, yeah. Cancel that.
GM: So what do you think about Conan being the next...
TB: I think its great. I mean, his show is great. I
hope they dont make radical changes to it.
GM: They did, kind of, with Letterman, didnt they?
TB: Yeah. It seemed like it. Personally I dont know
why. I feel like its an hour earlier but its still
11:30 at night. Its not a kids show. But I cant see
him lowering the quality of what he does.
GM: Do you spend a lot of time in LA?
TB: I havent been there in a while and I want to go
out there. But I go out there usually once or twice a
year.
GM: Would you ever consider moving out there?
TB: I would if I had a great job. I mean, I love going
out there and visiting friends and doing shows out
there but its so stressful out there. I just dont
want to drive every day for hours and park and cry. You
know what I mean?
GM: Your relationship with the bands, Yo La Tengo,
They Might Be Giants: How did this all start?
TB: A lot of those people are comedy fans. Like Yo La
Tengo I just met because they come to shows. And They
Might Be Giants...
GM: Theyre funny, as well.
TB: Yeah, yeah, theyre funny as well. Most musicians,
I think, are pretty funny. I met John Flansburghs
wife and then met him. Its a New York thing as much
as comedy and music. And I think musicians seem to
like comedy.
GM: When you think of the history of comedy, most of
them are pretty zany and high energy. Who were your
influences?
TB: I just remember people I liked when I was buying
comedy records. Like Steve Martin, George Carlin. I
liked Andy Kaufman a lot. Bill Hicks. No one too
shockingly like, "Oh my God I cant believe you liked
that person." The usual people.
GM: And now that youve been in the business as long
as you have, have your tastes changed where you go, "I
cant believe I liked that person!"
TB: Its kinda hard to sit still and watch comedy. I
mean, you end up watching... You get exposed to a lot
of it anyway. But the idea of like sitting and
watching an hour and a half of comedy is not... There
would be a handful of people I would watch. I dont
know if its jaded, but it sort of is, I guess.
GM: Do people still make you laugh?
TB: Yeah, its not like Im... Yeah. Theres lots
of... Theres guys, peers of mine, who make me laugh.
GM: There are going to be some good comics coming
here.
TB: Yeah, its a really good line-up. Whoevers
booking it has some pretty quality taste.
GM: This will be your first time in Vancouver?
TB: Yeah, Ive never been.
GM: Does the line-up influence you at all or is it
just pay me and Ill come.
TB: In the big picture, theres always going to be
people... You always hear comics complain. I mean, I
talk about people I dont like. But its sort of an
individual thing. It is an individual thing. So you do
what you do. And they do what they do. But it is nice
to work with people where you can... Its always nice
when Im on a show with other comics where, not that I
know anyone in Vancouver, but where I can invite
people. Like if its in New York, I can say, "Well,
this is a good line-up. Youre going to really dig
it." Rather than, like, say, "Come an hour late." Its
always great to work with people that you like. It
brings a better creative... Its an obvious thing, I
guess.
GM: This is a real departure for the Vancouver
festival this year. In the past its always been very
small. But theres a new director this year.
TB: Was it an all-Canadian festival?
GM: No. It wasn't all Canadian, but a lot of street
people. No, not street people. That's a different word.
Um, street performers. And small. But this year it's
downtown. It should be quite good. Also, they have a
show here of Last Comic Standing. Is that something
that you'd ever do?
TB: I mean, they sort of asked early on if I was
interested. Personally, I wouldnt do it.
GM: Why wouldnt you do it?
TB: Its just not interesting to me to do. I think
its a good thing. There are certainly comics whove
done it and I think its great that they did it
because theyve been kicking around for years. And
ultimately its a good thing that theyre now exposed.
It just helps with them.
GM: Its that guaranteed audience every week on
network TV.
TB: Yeah, its just as far as, doing live work you can
say, "Im on this show" and he will get booked.
Whereas if youre just not on it, its just harder to
get booked.
GM: How many weeks a year are you booked?
TB: I dont know. Its never like a set amount. But
this years been more. Its probably like four or five
months.
GM: And the other time you spend writing?
TB: Um. I mean, I do a lot of shows in New York. I do
hundreds of shows every year.
GM: How disciplined a writer are you?
TB: Not at all disciplined.
GM: So the ideas just come when they come?
TB: Yeah, I wish I was more disciplined, but Im not.
GM: The receipt museum on your website, did this come
from an anal disposition, or just because you thought
it would be funny?
TB: It just came into mind. I normally wouldnt save
those receipts. It was just an idea that came to my
head. And people seem to like it.
GM: Do you still add to it?
TB: Yeah, Im going to try to do a massive website
update, hopefully in time for my new album.
GM: Are you still reading that Sarah Vowell book?
TB: Actually, its embarrassing. It just takes me
forever to read a book.
GM: Shes one author that I hear nothing but good
things about but I havent met anyone whos read her.
But is it good?
TB: Yeah, it is good. Shes very funny.
GM: I still intend to, one day, pick up a Sarah Vowell
book.
TB: They have great careers because they get to get
speaking gigs. Shes like a rock star now.
GM: Whats your ultimate goal in comedy? A lot of
comics want to write movies or...
TB: I mean, Im always a standup before Im anything
else. But Id like to do some film work. And I like to
do acting. Id like to make a film.
GM: Youve been involved in a couple.
TB: Ive been in some sort of independent films. I was
in "Road Trip". That was the biggest movie I was in.
GM: I didnt see that one.
TB: And I was in "Pootie Tang". I dont know if you
saw that.
GM: No, I didnt.
TB: Louis CK wrote it. I guess he talked about that.
Yeah, those are my major motion pictures.
GM: Are you a sitcom-y guy?
TB: Not really. If I could do something like an HBO
sitcom... But Ive done guest-starring roles.
GM: Youve had a lot of work on some quality TV shows.
TB: Yeah. I like to do good shit. I mean, sometimes
just for the experience, you gotta do something... I
havent done a whole lotta shit that Im embarrassed
about. Except on stage, maybe.